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There has been a disturbing dissapearance of pets in major metropolitan cities. Several sources report that there are crying children everywhere at the loss of their beloved companions.
Additional investigation uncovered an aggressive campaign by the now unfunny LulzSec to obtain, genetically enhance, and inject these former family pets with an especially nasty airborn strain of the the Y2K virus. –
Rumors suggest they plan to fit them with iPhones for both video streaming and gps locators. These unwilling soldiers are said to be preprogrammed to storm Scotland Yard, upload via satellite feed to ustream and attempt to create fear and enough of a distraction to free the alleged spokesman of LulzSec before the movement completely withers and dies.
Stay Tuned for More as event unfold.

Written by ohaiguize

August 4, 2011 at 11:51 am

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